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LEGAL NAME: Africano Lionas Safari
AKA: African Lion Safari, ALS, Safari, T-BAG
QUALIFICATIONS: 6+ years general management experience, 3 years select-GM experience, 1 year Commissioner experience, CSMS (Certified Silver Medalist Specialist), HFT (High Frequency Trader), Founder of T-BAG (Table Brew Athletic Gang)
ABOUT: African Lion Safari is an Egyptian Wunderkind who has as resumé that is more stuffed than Lindsay Lohan. For such a young cub, he's heavily experienced in both GM management as well as other worldly endeavours (see T-BAG status). A consistent select-GM, who always poses as a threat, Safari keeps other select-GMs on edge with his relentless pursuit for a Randy League title, and he is getting close; in the last two Randy Leagues, he has been a silver medallist.
PERSONAL QUOTE: "A man only needs so much silver. But, a man can never have enough gold."
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