WK4 - Rounding Out

You can call it anything you like; rounding out, law of averages, statistical distribution, probability...

"How about 'ebbs and flows'?" suggested a certified-MPA Burgundy.

Yes, that would be sufficient as well. Ebbs and flows, bitches. Ebbs and flows. Randy's Tri-Hard! is one month into competition and the early season anomalies seem to have alleviated themselves. Crosby is no longer on pace for a 200+ point season ("Eff!" shouted Burgundy), Kuemper isn't getting a shutout every other night ("Ludicrous!" shouted Safari) and Dick Burns hasn't been seen by the public eye (excluding doppelgängers) for quite some time ("No comment," SOS'd Dick Burns). Yup, things in Tri-Hard! are starting to round out all right.

Ah yes, the ebb and flow factor.

"Perhaps, but I see I am still on top," said Safari. "That's somewhat of an anomaly as I usually place second."

Very true. Safari is once again at the top of the leader board (three weeks consecutive, might I add) and is leading the way in total points and PPGP. Here are the visuals, courtesy of the stats machine:

Adds McGuire: See that PPGP chart? That's fascinating! At the beginning of the season we were seeing incredible fluctuations from 2.90 PPGP to 4.50 PPGP across the board. Now the competition is narrowing the breadth; it's setting up to be a close competition this year, Commissioner Randy!

Indeed, Pierre. But some select-GMs are already preparing for the end result. I don't have any problem with visualizing victory; I just caution all select-GMs to be realistic with their expectations. Each and every Randy League is no easy victory, and many things can happen that can cost you the crown. That being said, one particular select-GM has already practiced an acceptance speech as well as a title belt pose. This was captured from an inside source who wishes to remain nameless for fear of getting turned into a meal.

"Too soon?"

"Are you fucking kidding me?!" said Tree Bone. "Safari, I'm going to kiss your ass all the way to Ramsbottom!"

Adds McGuire: FYI, there is actually a place in London called Ramsbottom.

"Oh that's it," said Burgundy. "I'm ---  I'm just so --- what is the word? Fuck, what is the word. PromptApp tell me what the fuck the word is... ANGRY!"

"Hey guys, what'd I miss?" said Sitch, towel around his waste. "Sorry, just got back from werkin' my tri's. What the --- who took that picture? Who... who is that? Aw fuck brah are you shitting me?! Now it's on bitch! Now it's on!"

Until next time, gentlemen and lady.

- the Fucking Randy