WK7 - Productivity Decline

Looking a bit tired, Tree Bone?

"Take that," said Safari.

African Lion Safari has regained his lead in Tri-Hard! after a one week vacation. Dick Burns, last week's leader, has fallen back to the silver position, followed by Sitch. Burgundy remains locked in fourth while Tree Bone sits in the glorified participation position (a.k.a. fifth).

"Participation position can mean so many different things," said Dick Burns. "It really depends on the situation I guess, as well as what your partner is comfortable with."

I was strictly speaking about Tri-Hard!, but good to know where you're head is at, Dick Burns. Speaking of which, sources have informed me that Dick Burns recently experienced yet another mild concussion. This is unfortunate and I, as well as the rest of the League, wish Dick Burns a swift and painless recovery.

"Thank you, Commissioner," said Dick Burns. "It is frustrating that a mild bump on the noggin can cause such a headache (pun intended). Though it is not a serious injury, I will take all the necessary precautions and hopefully the risk of it happening again will me marginal."

"Wear this!" said Pierre LeBrun.

With that said, let's take a look at this week's visuals, courtesy of the stats machine:

As you can see, productivity is DOWN across the board. Safari still leads the overall standings and in PPGP, but his PPGP has declined 0.05 to 3.45 (previously 3.49). Every select-GM's PPGP is down this week, but Tree Bone has experienced the greatest decline. With a PPGP decline of 0.18 week-over-week, Tree Bone's PPGP is now 3.17 and in danger of really falling behind the pack.

"The cylinders just aren't firing," said Tree Bone. "Zetterberg, Perry, Subban... nothing is working."

And do you know what happens when things aren't working? TRADES! Mr. Fucking Randy has been so bored as of late with the lack of trade talk. Let's get something going shall we?

Aside, other notable facts from this week:

• Sitch had some massage therapy done on his wrist due to hyper-extension while pounding back a few protein shakes.
• Safari was this week's top bread earner (140.50 fantasy points).
• Dick Burns's PPGP declined the least out of all select-GMs (down only 0.03 week-over-week).
• Burgundy watched Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy while grooming his pubes.

Coming up later this week is the first instalment of GM's Quarterly. Put on your best suites and dress, gentlemen and lady. Things are about to get classy.