Azn Sitch

Photo credit: Sitch himself

LEGAL NAME: Abdominal Phenomenal

AKA: Azn Situation, Sitch

QUALIFICATIONS: CPA, CA, 3 years select-GM experience

ABOUT: Sitch is the reigning Randy League champion, and has held the title belt for the last two years. His low intellectual level appears to have no effect on his fantasy hockey performance. A frequent patient of the ER for over carbo-loading, Sitch has been known to go over the top with anything related to competition; his efforts thus far in the Randy Leagues appears to be paying off.

PERSONAL QUOTE: "I do my laundry right here!" (points at abs)

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