Dear select-GM's,
The trade deadline has been extended to March 12, 2015 (previously March 5, 2015). This is due to a trade negotiation between Dick Burns and Safari which had been ongoing prior to March 5 but was settled seconds before the deadline passed. Surprise, surprise: Dick Burns squeaks in a late trade.
"Pardon?" said Dick Burns. "I'm pretty sure I was on time!"
Because it was so close to the deadline, Yahoo! did not accept it. As Commissioner, I will allow this trade to proceed. To be fair to all, I have extended the trade deadline by a week so that more trade negotiations may be considered if need be.
If any of you have an issue with this, kindly call my secretary and set up a meeting with Mr. Fucking Randy. Bring some red wine and we can discuss.
Cordially,
- the Fucking Randy
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