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| "Take notes, Sitch" smirked Burgundy. |
After last night's games, Burgundy had lots to celebrate.
"Oh jeah! Most definitely!" cheered a rosy-cheeked Burgundy. "Scotch for everyone!"
Team Burgundy clocked in one of the biggest point accumulations in a single night, amassing 61.95 points with nine players on the ice, which works out to an average of 6.88 points earned per player. Not too shabby if you ask me.
Adds McGuire: Not too shabby for me either! What a monster performance! And, Burgundy was able to manage the feat even without a little SC87 magic... how is that possible?!
Burgundy can thank his forwards for turning in a solid night. With the exception of Filip Forsberg, all his forwards turned in multi-point nights. Including his defensemen, Burgundy earned a whopping 5 G and 8 A from his players, good for 49.70 fantasy points. Jimmy Howard's shutout performance added another 12.25 points for a total of 61.95 points on the night. His team's efforts have propelled him into second place, pushing Safari to third.
"I have four words for ya: Master in Penial Analytics!" shouted Burgundy, flexing his biceps.
The results of last night's performance was so thrilling for Burgundy that he even indulged in a little carbo-loading, a trademark practice usually executed by Sitch. Burgundy was seen gorging down carbs at a rapid pace before settling in front of a mirror and curling over a thousand bicep curls.
"I've always seen Sitch do the carbo-load when something bad has happened," said Burgundy. "I never quite understood it; I usually eat when I'm happy. So I tried it after last night's games and I loved it.
"I'm here to crush him. Not just crush his reign at the top, but also his legacy. I'm out to destroy every living tradition that small man has."
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| "Bitch-It's-Sitch! is nothing." - Burgs |
Looks like the gun show is on. Sitch, who still leads overall after last night's games, could not be reached for comment as he was busy attempting to hack and destroy PromptApp.
As we head into the holiday season, it appears that there is no sign of backing down from either select-GM. Competition is as fierce as ever and charitable gifts are not on the menu. As the competition heats up, I must remind you all to please play fair, and for the love of god, stay classy.
Cordially,
- Morpheus Randy
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