WK11 - Happy Holidays from Commissioner Randy

This is Commissioner Randy, wishing you a safe and happy holidays from Tri-Hard! headquarters. I am very fortunate to know each and every one of you select-GM's, and I thank you for being a part of my funny life. With the holidays just around the corner, this week's stats report will be a little more 'holly-jolly' than usual. So, here are the visuals, courtesy of the stats machine:

This week's top bread earner was Burgundy, who booked 164.05 points. His monster performer ("Hey! That's my line!" cried McGuire) was Patrick Kane, who scored 2 G and added 5 A during the week. The return of Patrick Sharp (owned by Sitch) appears to have given Kane more room to do his thang on the ice; he's been a threat every time he's been on the ice and Burgundy has benefited handsomely from it.

"Oh, it has been handsome. I'm also quite handsome," said Burgundy.

"Come see how good I look!"

Charming, Ronald Burgundy. Just charming.

Sitch was able to remain atop the Tri-Hard! rankings for two consecutive weeks, a feat that had previously only been accomplished by Safari this year. He's hanging on by a thread though, as Safari is only a handful of points behind.

Sitch still leads the League in PPGP with 3.64 (unchanged from last week), which is 0.26 better than the League average (3.38). Burgundy, who was this week's top bread earner as mentioned previously, had the best improvement in his PPGP; his stat is now 3.43 (last week: 3.37). Safari also had a strong week in terms of efficiency; his PPGP increased to 3.38 (last week: 3.32). All other select-GM's remained relatively unchanged from previous week. All in all, the League was more productive this week, gaining on average of 0.02 PPGP.

Adds McGuire: That's because Crosby came back!

Easy there, McGuire. Grab a tissue and clean yourself off.

In terms of the rainbow, there weren't any significant changes, except for Burgundy, who is showing a lot more green in the goalie statistics, thanks to a few wins from Marc-André Fleury, as well as a shutout performance.

"Jeah!" said Burgundy.

When the New Year hits, Randy's Tri-Hard! will be half over (crazy eh?). So, my dear select-GM's, time is still ticking. If you're planning on making a run for the top, start strategizing now. Make a few calls, run your eyes over a few scouting reports and place your bets accordingly. The belt is very much up for grabs and, from what I hear, it is looking for a new owner who won't wear it out with crunches.

Cordially,

- the Fucking Randy