"Why is it that black people can dance so much better than everyone else?!" cried Sitch.
The first games of the NHL season were played last night; I personally thoroughly enjoyed the SJ vs. LA match. SJ came out on top with a convincing 4-0 victory, which makes me realize that regular season performance is as meaningful as Burgundy's everyday observations.
"What is that supposed to mean? No, wait... what is that supposed to mean. No, wait... mean! Mean?! Mean. Me --- " said a confused Burgundy, looking down at PromptApp.
Careful Burgundy; you don't want to get your moustache knotted up.
Anyway, the cherry has been popped ("Ew!" shrieked Tree Bone) on this new season, and Tree Bone is the early season winner, cashing in with 40+ points after day one. She can thank Antti Niemi for a stellar shut-out performance, as well as Patrick Marleau who picked up a goal and an assist.
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| Tree Bone was the big winner on opening night. |
"All you SJ haters keep on hating," said Tree Bone. "One day you will realize that I was right all along. Don't be hating! Make (black) love, not war!"
Wise words, Ms. Tree.
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