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Local authorities have confirmed that select-GM Azn Sitch has filed an official restraining order from Perry Fire Media early this morning. According to inside sources, Sitch received suggestive texts from Perry Fire Media and has been dodging other encounters.
"My client has no comment at this time," said Sitch's legal counsel. "Please respect the privacy of my client and understand that this is a personal issue. It will not have any direct effect on the Tri-Hard! season, but it was something my client felt needed to be dealt with sooner rather than later."
As Commissioner, I will respect Sitch's wishes... for now.
"I know what happened! I know what happened!" sang Safari in the distance, chuckling.
Keep your eyes and ears open, gentlemen and lady.
Cordially,
- the Fucking Randy
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