WK1 - GFY Combine!

Tree Bone takes shit from no one.

Time to pop another cherry! It's time for Randy's weekly report, courtesy of the Tri-Hard! stats machine. Commissioner Randy has rolled forward the stats machine into the new League; let's get to it.

So, as the title of the post suggests, the WK1 theme was giving the middle finger to the combine results. Tree Bone, who was projected to finish last in this year's Tri-Hard!, has come out of the gates (extra hard) with (black) guns ablazin'. She sits atop the rankings in both total points and PPGP.

"PPGP; that's MY THING!" said an unhappy Sitch.

Apparently not, Sitch. PPGP is dominated by Team TB. She owns the best PPGP in the first week of Tri-Hard! with a thunderous 4.51 PPGP.

"Thunderous is MY ADJECTIVE!" cried Sitch.

"Did you guys know that Crosby is on pace to get 246 points?" said Burgundy, erect.

Calm down Burgundy; let's not get ahead of ourselves. Remember, there's always a concussion just around the corner. ("GFY!" cried Burgundy.) 

Here's the PPGP for the League:

1. 4.51 - Tree Bone

2. 4.03 - Dick Burns

3. 3.54 - Sitch

4. 3.35 - Burgundy

5. 2.87 - Safari

"Jealous, boys?" smirked Tree Bone, sipping a cup of Earl Grey.

Tree Bone can thank Parise, Marleau and Perry who have all been multi-goal scorers in the first week of play. She also owns the only goalie out of all select-GMs who registered a shutout in the first week. Not too shabby at all, if you ask me.

Adds McGuire: Let's also give credit to Dick Burns who also had a strong week. Price booked a few wins for Team DB and his first overall selection, Getzlaf, was a huge monster! A fine young man who was an excellent puck distributor this week; he got in on a few of Perry's goals! MONSTER!

"I'm happy with the overall progress so far," said Dick. "But going forward, I hope my team will perform better and make better decisions. I always tell my players the same thing each day: NEXT TIME, DO BETTER."

Wise words, Dick.